# $clothing_name !! returns the name of the clothing (only used for coats and swimwear) !! ARGS 0 - clothing type !! ARGS 1 - clothing index if $ARGS[0] = 'swimwear': if ARGS[1] = 1:$RESULT = 'A baby-blue lacy one-piece barely covering the tummy, ending just short of the bottom of the ass.' if ARGS[1] = 2:$RESULT = 'A black one-piece swimsuit with straps for support, cut so the fabric shows off nearly all of the thighs in a seductive manner.' if ARGS[1] = 3:$RESULT = 'A two-piece black-and-red design showing off a little midriff, the bottom piece the size of a normal pair of panties.' if ARGS[1] = 4:$RESULT = 'A one-piece bathing suit in complete black, with white lines going across and accentuating the wearer''s figure.' if ARGS[1] = 5:$RESULT = 'A tribal designed two-piece in white and maroon, with leather straps, the top half showing off a bit of chest.' if ARGS[1] = 6:$RESULT = 'A tiny bikini in light orange and white, outlined with frilly fabric.' if ARGS[1] = 7:$RESULT = 'A black one-piece with highlighted cups for extra support and more emphasis on the chest area.' if ARGS[1] = 8:$RESULT = 'A small floral design bikini, with tiny straps that barely cover everything and show plenty of skin, perfect for a tan.' if ARGS[1] = 9:$RESULT = 'A unique two-piece with a simple knot-top and a tiny miniskirt, all in red.' if ARGS[1] = 10:$RESULT = 'A crimson bikini with white lace, the bottom is designed in a grid pattern to seductively show off your pubic area.' if ARGS[1] = 11:$RESULT = 'A classic two-piece bikini in pink white polka dots covering it.' if ARGS[1] = 12:$RESULT = 'A vibrant yellow bikini with a halter top design.' if ARGS[1] = 13:$RESULT = 'A sexily-designed swimming suit with adjustments made to accent the backside of any girl.' if ARGS[1] = 14:$RESULT = 'A fashionable one-piece connected on one side to show off a large swath of stomach.' if ARGS[1] = 15:$RESULT = 'A slutty bikini designed off of a sling bikini, connected with tiny pieces of fabric and covering only the minimal needed.' if ARGS[1] = 16:$RESULT = 'A silver bikini bottom designed to highlight everything apart from the important thing.' if ARGS[1] = 17:$RESULT = 'A tiny red and black bikini dotted with diamonds, made for the girl who loves to show off her body.' if ARGS[1] = 18:$RESULT = 'Made for a whore, with tiny shiny red triangles of fabric covering the important parts.' if ARGS[1] = 19:$RESULT = 'A black bikini bottom seductively connected by chains.' if ARGS[1] = 20:$RESULT = 'A small white bikini bottom held by a knot.' if ARGS[1] = 21:$RESULT = 'A tiny white bikini bottom held by a knot, with frilly designs on it.' if ARGS[1] = 22:$RESULT = 'An incredibly slutty one-piece, with fabric covering only the bare minimum needed.' if ARGS[1] = 23:$RESULT = 'A lime-green slutty fishnet bikini made for sexual encounters, openly showing off the nude form.' if ARGS[1] = 24:$RESULT = 'A semi-transparent slutty white bikini, the top designed as a tube top.' if ARGS[1] = 25:$RESULT = 'A slutty pink fishnet bikini outlined in black, the top designed as at tube top.' if ARGS[1] = 26:$RESULT = 'A whorish two-piece that can barely be called clothes, with tiny little pink bows covering the nipples and a little triangle covering the entrance.' if ARGS[1] = 27:$RESULT = 'A two-piece black leather design, the top made as a halter top with a mesh design.' if ARGS[1] = 28:$RESULT = 'A slutty striped bikini, switching in between cyan blue and a semi transparent mesh.' if ARGS[1] = 29:$RESULT = 'A sexual bikini covering the made minimum assets in hot pink and neon black.' if ARGS[1] = 30:$RESULT = 'A bikini made for a whore, with a silver triangular design where the top of the triangle barely covers the nipple of the breast.' if ARGS[1] = 31:$RESULT = 'A sporty and backless one-piece, with a high leg' if ARGS[1] = 32:$RESULT = 'A bikini with string straps and using the minimum material to still pass as decent. Classic sexy in red.' if ARGS[1] = 33:$RESULT = 'A posh and slutty one-piece, perfect for a trophy wife or mistress. Purple with gold beads' if ARGS[1] = 34:$RESULT = 'A black, spidery waterproof one-piece forming a tight v shape showing off a lot of skin.' if ARGS[1] = 35:$RESULT = 'A two-tone Mediterranean style bikini with string tied briefs.' if ARGS[1] = 36:$RESULT = 'A red bikini with small briefs and a boob tube style top. Attention grabbing without being indecent.' if ARGS[1] = 37:$RESULT = 'A one-piece swimsuit in blue with white and pink stripes, it has a high neck and is designed for performance as much as looks.' if ARGS[1] = 38:$RESULT = 'A floral design bikini with bows and ruffles just perfect for the beach but not so good for swimming in.' if ARGS[1] = 39:$RESULT = 'A one-piece with so many cut-outs its could pass for a bikini, has a bit of a spider web vibe and might just be the perfect thing for a sexy Goth.' if ARGS[1] = 40:$RESULT = 'A leatherette bikini with scale detail to look like crocodile skin but in a glossy black. A little skimpy with string details.' if ARGS[1] = 41:$RESULT = 'A tiny pink bikini leaving little to the imagination.' if ARGS[1] = 42:$RESULT = 'A classic black bikini white trim and florescent yellow detail, very chic.' if ARGS[1] = 43:$RESULT = 'The kind of bikini you''d wear if you were about to jump out of a giant birthday cake.' if ARGS[1] = 44:$RESULT = 'A modern black and white bikini with tie string briefs.' if ARGS[1] = 45:$RESULT = 'A sleek white one-piece with blue go faster stripes.' if ARGS[1] = 46:$RESULT = 'A sparking golden bikini, with silver straps. You will get noticed in this' if ARGS[1] = 47:$RESULT = 'A shiny red bikini with sparkling sliver straps, whorish and gaudy.' if ARGS[1] = 48:$RESULT = 'The skimpiest sliver one-piece held together with transparent straps.' if ARGS[1] = 49:$RESULT = 'A classy blue bikini with bling links. You''ll look a million rubles in this' if ARGS[1] = 50:$RESULT = 'A floral bikini with a deep v neck top to show some cleavage but still conservative.' if ARGS[1] = 51:$RESULT = 'A black one-piece with a patterned circular cut out over the stomach.' if ARGS[1] = 52:$RESULT = 'A slutty pink one-piece with a very high leg and low neck-line.' if ARGS[1] = 53:$RESULT = 'A fresh black and pink pattern on white bikini make this fashionable and stylish choice.' if ARGS[1] = 54:$RESULT = 'A bikini made for a whore, the pink fabric is so revealing it only serves to draw attention to completely exposed breasts and pussy.' if ARGS[1] = 55:$RESULT = 'A bright patterned bikini with thin straps on a tube top.' if ARGS[1] = 56:$RESULT = 'A multi-colour striped bikini with tie string briefs.' if ARGS[1] = 57:$RESULT = 'A black polka-doted bikini with tie string briefs.' if ARGS[1] = 58:$RESULT = 'A patterned one-piece with a very low v cut neck-line.' if ARGS[1] = 59:$RESULT = 'A magenta one-piece with a patterned cut out from the neck-line to the belly button.' if ARGS[1] = 60:$RESULT = 'A red bikini with ruffles and tie string briefs.' if ARGS[1] = 61:$RESULT = 'A pink bikini with bright coloured straps. Its fairly small and shows some side boob.' if ARGS[1] = 62:$RESULT = 'A black one-piece with not too much breast coverage and string straps.' if ARGS[1] = 63:$RESULT = 'A bikini made for a bimbo, pink with multi-coloured hearts, string ties and plastic hoops.' if ARGS[1] = 64:$RESULT = 'A blue bikini with small gold circles on it and gold chain straps.' if ARGS[1] = 65:$RESULT = 'A black bikini with a colourful trim. It balances exposure and dignity very well.' if ARGS[1] = 66:$RESULT = 'A pink bikini with tie string briefs.' if ARGS[1] = 67:$RESULT = 'A pink-black leopard-patterned bikini.' if ARGS[1] = 68:$RESULT = 'A pink patterned bikini with white strings.' if ARGS[1] = 69:$RESULT = 'A modest black-blue one-piece swimsuit, cut so the fabric shows off nearly all of the thighs in a seductive manner.' if ARGS[1] = 70:$RESULT = 'A very daring light-blue bikini, which fabric is too thin or revealing to cover any private parts.' if ARGS[1] = 71:$RESULT = 'This blue bikini is perfect for any slut and whore out there. Zippers are conveniently placer or the private parts to allow easy access.' if ARGS[1] = 72:$RESULT = 'Made for all the unashamed whores out there, this bikini is nothing more than a few purple straps and doesn''t even try to cover the private parts.' if ARGS[1] = 73:$RESULT = 'This slutty pink and black monokini just about covers your private parts.' if ARGS[1] = 74:$RESULT = 'Made from a shiny blue material, this monokini barely covers your private parts. Somehow it''s always a tad too small, forcing the fabric, which should cover your vagina, between your labia.' if ARGS[1] = 75:$RESULT = 'This slutty bikini is made from a few straps and barely covers your privates parts' if ARGS[1] = 76:$RESULT = 'This bright pink bikini-monokini hybrid has two thin straps connecting the top and briefs and is held together by heart-shaped plastic hoops. Perfect for any bimbo.' if ARGS[1] = 77:$RESULT = 'An orange-black patterned bikini, with tie string briefs.' if ARGS[1] = 78:$RESULT = 'Made for all the beach sluts out there, this blue monokini is cross shaped and held together by collar.' if ARGS[1] = 79:$RESULT = 'A bikini perfect for all the bimbo sluts that love pink bikinis, but don''t want to waste time when having sex by undressing. These pieces of clothes are nothing more than a few pink straps.' if ARGS[1] = 80:$RESULT = 'What is this? Is this even a monokini? Who knows. It''s extremely slutty, doesn''t cover your breast at all and a white collar holds a very small blue vagina cover in place.' if ARGS[1] = 81:$RESULT = 'A light blue bikini made for the exhibitionists out there. The fabric is quite revealing and doesn''t cover your private parts at all.' if ARGS[1] = 82:$RESULT = 'A slutty, green-black patterned monokini, which top and bottom part are connected by very thin, black straps. ' if ARGS[1] = 83:$RESULT = 'A classic, light-blue and white bikini with tie string briefs.' if ARGS[1] = 84:$RESULT = 'A classic, red-white bikini, with light-blue strings and a tie string thong.' if ARGS[1] = 85:$RESULT = 'An all black bikini.' if ARGS[1] = 86:$RESULT = 'A white bikini, with a halterless top.' if ARGS[1] = 87:$RESULT = 'A black bikini, with a halterless top.' if ARGS[1] = 88:$RESULT = 'A classic patterned bikini, with thick black strings.' if ARGS[1] = 89:$RESULT = 'A light pink bikini held together by metal rings.' if ARGS[1] = 90:$RESULT = 'A bright-purple bikini with a tie string thong.' if ARGS[1] = 91:$RESULT = 'A blue leaf-patterned swimsuits, cut so that the fabric shows off the thighs in a seductive manner.' if ARGS[1] = 92:$RESULT = 'A slutty black swimsuit with a very deep cleavage and black straps running over the hips.' if ARGS[1] = 93:$RESULT = 'A mostly-pink two-piece swimsuit. While the briefs are comparable to those of a bikini, the top ends just above the belly button, is very modest and has long sleeves.' if ARGS[1] = 94:$RESULT = 'Made for a whore, this black bikini is nothing more than a few pieces of fabric, that just cover up intimate areas. The straps are super thin and the thong is really small.' if ARGS[1] = 95:$RESULT = 'A classic red and polka-dot-patterned bikini with tie string briefs.' if ARGS[1] = 96:$RESULT = 'A classic blue bikini.' if ARGS[1] = 97:$RESULT = 'A bright pink swimsuit, which does show some cleavage, if the wearers breasts are large enough.' if ARGS[1] = 98:$RESULT = 'A classic black-white patterned bikini. Between the breasts there is a metal ring connecting holding together the top.' if ARGS[1] = 99:$RESULT = 'A black swimsuit, which does show some cleavage if the wearers breasts are large enough.' if ARGS[1] = 100:$RESULT = 'A white patterned swimsuit, which does show some cleavage if the wearers breasts are large enough.' if ARGS[1] = 101:$RESULT = 'A modest blue swimsuit, cut so it shows off the thighs in a seductive manner.' if ARGS[1] = 102:$RESULT = 'A seductive black swimsuit, which shows off a lot of cleavage. Its bottom part is cut so, that it not only shows off the thighs, but also a good amount of the hips.' if ARGS[1] = 103:$RESULT = 'A classic red bikini, with a tie string thong.' if ARGS[1] = 104:$RESULT = 'A classic khaki bikini, with tie string briefs.' if ARGS[1] = 105:$RESULT = 'A classic blue polka-dot patterned bikini, with a tie between the breasts and frilly briefs.' if ARGS[1] = 106:$RESULT = 'A classic light-pink bikini, with tie pink briefs.' if ARGS[1] = 107:$RESULT = 'A sexy light-pink and black one-piece swimsuit, showing off a good amount of cleavage. It lower part is held to gether by tie strings and the swimsuit does not cover the hips.' if ARGS[1] = 108:$RESULT = 'An orange bikini, with yellow straps and a tie strapped thong.' if ARGS[1] = 109:$RESULT = 'A classic light-blue bikini.' if ARGS[1] = 110:$RESULT = 'Made from a shiny pink fabric, this daring bikini is perfect for any aspiring bimbo.' if ARGS[1] = 111:$RESULT = 'A strapless dark blue swimsuit, with white decor around the fabric covering the breast.' if ARGS[1] = 112:$RESULT = 'This classic gold-black bikini is made from a shiny fabric, which briefs are held together by two metal rings.' if ARGS[1] = 113:$RESULT = 'A classic black-white patterned bikini, with light green straps. Its thong is held together by tie strings.' if ARGS[1] = 114:$RESULT = 'A silver bikini made from a shiny material, has its thong held together by tie straps.' if ARGS[1] = 115:$RESULT = 'While this may look like a classic pink bikini, with black frills covering the top, it''s much more indecent, as the thong is made from a very thing fabric and can be easily seen through.' if ARGS[1] = 116:$RESULT = 'A shiny blue-silver patterned bikini, with a tie strapped thong.' if ARGS[1] = 117:$RESULT = 'A black-blue patterned bikini, which is held together by tie straps and silver plastic rings.' if ARGS[1] = 118:$RESULT = 'A blue swimsuit-bikini hybrid, with a very revealing cleavage and a mostly open midsection, showing of the wearers waist and hips. The top and bottom part are connected on the front with blue strap.' if ARGS[1] = 119:$RESULT = 'A classic blue bikini, with golden straps.' if ARGS[1] = 120:$RESULT = 'A classic colourful bikini, with tie strapped briefs.' if ARGS[1] = 121:$RESULT = 'A classic colourful bikini.' if ARGS[1] = 122:$RESULT = 'This blue swimsuit got a copper-brown zipper in the front, making it possible to show off quite a cleavage. Additionally the swimsuit shows off the wearers hips, as the sides are open.' if ARGS[1] = 123:$RESULT = 'Black plastic rings hold together is classic all-black bikini.' if ARGS[1] = 124:$RESULT = 'This bright pink bikini is perfect for any aspiring bimbo.' if ARGS[1] = 125:$RESULT = 'A classic orange bikini.' if ARGS[1] = 126:$RESULT = 'This dark-blue swimsuits bottom part is cut so, that is shows off the wearers thighs seductively. The fabric covering the breasts is decorated with a white pattern.' if ARGS[1] = 127:$RESULT = 'A classic white bikini, with a tie stringed thong.' if ARGS[1] = 128:$RESULT = 'A light-blue bikini.' if ARGS[1] = 129:$RESULT = 'A classic yellow bikini.' if ARGS[1] = 130:$RESULT = 'This sexy pink-black swimsuit shows off quite the cleavage with its zipper front and the wearers hips.' if ARGS[1] = 131:$RESULT = 'This pink polka-dot patterned bikini is held together by tie straps and white plastic rings.' if ARGS[1] = 132:$RESULT = 'A decent khaki swimsuit, which may show off some cleavage, but is overall rather conservative.' if ARGS[1] = 133:$RESULT = 'A black-white patterned swimsuit.' if ARGS[1] = 134:$RESULT = 'A blue-white patterned swimsuit, with a halterless top.' if ARGS[1] = 135:$RESULT = 'A black swimsuit with several white lines creating a pattern.' elseif $ARGS[0] = 'coat': if ARGS[1] = 1:$RESULT = 'A light jacket offering very little protection from the weather.' if ARGS[1] = 2:$RESULT = 'A shiny leather jacket offering very little protection from the weather.' if ARGS[1] = 3:$RESULT = 'A stylish fur vest of a coat offering very little protection from the weather.' if ARGS[1] = 4:$RESULT = 'A wool lined red coat offering moderate protection from the weather.' if ARGS[1] = 5:$RESULT = 'A cheap kids coat offering moderate protection from the weather.' if ARGS[1] = 6:$RESULT = 'A sleek warm coat offering great protection from the weather.' if ARGS[1] = 7:$RESULT = 'A big warm coat offering great protection from the weather.' if ARGS[1] = 8:$RESULT = 'A classic raincoat offering moderate protection from the weather.' if ARGS[1] = 9:$RESULT = 'A full-length winter jacket offering great protection from the weather.' if ARGS[1] = 10:$RESULT = 'A modern winter coat offering moderate protection from the weather.' if ARGS[1] = 11:$RESULT = 'A high fashion coat offering great protection from the weather.' if ARGS[1] = 12:$RESULT = 'A bright warm coat offering moderate protection from the weather.' if ARGS[1] = 13:$RESULT = 'A cool leather jacket offering moderate protection from the weather.' if ARGS[1] = 14:$RESULT = 'Mick Jagger''s favourite coat offering moderate protection from the weather.' if ARGS[1] = 15:$RESULT = 'A stylish and simple coat offering great protection from the weather.' if ARGS[1] = 16:$RESULT = 'A dark furry coat with white stripes offering moderate protection from the weather.' if ARGS[1] = 17:$RESULT = 'A coat with Dalmatian lining (not real fur) offering moderate protection from the weather.' if ARGS[1] = 18:$RESULT = 'A dark red steam-punk classic offering moderate protection from the weather.' if ARGS[1] = 19:$RESULT = 'A bomber jacket offering moderate protection from the weather.' end --- $clothing_name ---------------------------------